Friday, October 15, 2004
Today is the Day and Tonight is the Night!
Our left-handed genital Mister Brett Lyda, aka Mr Fantastic, aka New SUV Owner Extra-Ordinare, aka Grampa-Love-Shake-Pull-The-Other-Leg-Charlie is having a BIRTHDAY!
TODAY!
TONIGHT!
AND IT'S ALLLLLLLLL RIGHT!
I sure hope you bring him something special tonight... like your sweet face, pats on the back, warm hugs, hot kisses, and best wishes. That'll do.
He'll be at The Derby. Lettin' it all hang out.
Everybody now.........
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISTER GENITALS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOU!
Keep smokin', Brett.
We love you somethin' terrible.
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Alright folks...
The Time Hath Come!
The Evangenitals are playing on a FRIDAY NIGHT!
THIS FRIDAY NIGHT!
October 15th - 11 o'clock sharp
@ the World Famous Derby
4500 Los Feliz Blvd
Los Angeles, California, USA
And we're taking requests!
Send us your favorite songs and dedications...
Let us know what you wanna hear...
we'll put 'em all together and serve 'em up just right!
evangenitals@yahoo.com
We're thinking of this as a "Greatest Hits" show... celebrating the songs that got us in the pickle of playing the Derby at 11pm on a Friday night... so come bask in the warm glow of Genital love whilst we revisit the showtunes of yesteryear.
The Full Run of the Evening:
Cathy Rivers, 8pm
Sandy Chila, 9pm
Chromosome Tea, 10pm
Evangenitals, 11pm
Morcea, 12am
All for $8*
*Please be sure to tell 'em at the door that you're there to see the Evangenitals. Say it with pride and a fist to the sky.
We're bringing the Rug. We're bringing the Love.
We're bringing the Salad.*
Come Hither! Come Hear!
juli crockett, lisa dee, brett lyda, jeff jones
the evangenitals
(we love you already)
*dave salardino.drums.