Wednesday, February 13, 2008
In honor of Everlovin' and Love Sweet Love, The Evangenitals are having a Valentine's Day Sale!
Until the end of February, Evangenitals T-Shirts, Posters, and CD's will be available for purchase DIRECTLY from the Evangenitals Secret Place (aka S.P. aka South Pasadena).
Items on Sale:
1. Our newest album "Everlovin" complete with fold-out extended-Evangenital-family portrait. ($9.99)
2. Limited-edition Evangenitals Everlovin POSTER w/ Last Supper trim. ($6.66)
3. Evangenitals black T-shirt with white logo - comes in LARGE and EXTRA LARGE only. These shirts are awesome and supply is limited so act fast! ($10.01)
To take advantage of this rare opportunity to purchase these items at these RIDICULOUS prices, please follow the A, B, C's :
a. Pick the items you want, add 'em up, and include $2.50 for shipping & handling (if you be in the US) and $5.00 for shipping in handling if you're outside of the US.
b. Paypal the total to: email@example.com. Please include the specific items/sizes that you would like and any special instructions in the comments field!
To recap: YOU (the beloved) send US (the ever-lovers) some money. Then WE (the gleeful genitals) shall send YOU (recipient of treats) the GOODS. And somewhere in that transaction we shall both find the true meaning of Valentine's Day!
If you have any questions, special shipping requests, or problems of the mental or emotional variety, feel free to email us at: firstname.lastname@example.org or call the new Evangenitals hotline at 626-799-0947
To You, From Me,
Juli & the Evangenitals